These 10 PIcs Bring Tear In Your Eyes :- By Laughing

DaD Son Relation PIc

1. Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.

Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

 

One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?”

Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?”

Dan says, “OOOOH WOW!!!”

Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!”

 

Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing.
Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.”
Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”

 

 

 A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”

One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.

The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.

Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.

The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”

 

Cool Morals: 1. Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.

 

4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don’t get caught.

10. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789.

9. Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it’s nose closed.

8. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

 

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.